i’m going to drown you in a pool full of cherry flavored
yogurt because that’s my ultimate sexual fantasy
by ana c.
i’m going to buy a one piece swimsuit
and then i’m going to take it off and jump
into a pool full of cherry flavored yogurt
and i will enjoy the cold yogurt
and i will swallow half of the pool
and i will rub it on my arms
and i will play dead and i will twist my hair upwards
and it will look like pink ice cream
and then i will destroy my hairdo
because i don’t want to look like the coneheads
and then i will move my head to the right
and then to the left in slow motion
and i will grab your attention
and you’ll get an erection
and i will point and laugh at your hard penis
and you’ll call me a cunt
and i’ll say i’m sorry
and you’ll forgive me immediately
and i will let you suck my fingers one by one
and then i’m going to french kiss you until you suffocate
and i will push your head and drown you in cherry yogurt
and you will die a little
and then i will let you breathe again
and then i will dip you in cherry yogurt once again
but this time i won’t suffocate you
because i want you to live
and then i’m going to take it off and jump
into a pool full of cherry flavored yogurt
and i will enjoy the cold yogurt
and i will swallow half of the pool
and i will rub it on my arms
and i will play dead and i will twist my hair upwards
and it will look like pink ice cream
and then i will destroy my hairdo
because i don’t want to look like the coneheads
and then i will move my head to the right
and then to the left in slow motion
and i will grab your attention
and you’ll get an erection
and i will point and laugh at your hard penis
and you’ll call me a cunt
and i’ll say i’m sorry
and you’ll forgive me immediately
and i will let you suck my fingers one by one
and then i’m going to french kiss you until you suffocate
and i will push your head and drown you in cherry yogurt
and you will die a little
and then i will let you breathe again
and then i will dip you in cherry yogurt once again
but this time i won’t suffocate you
because i want you to live
Rejected by fake orange